Pappu while filling up a for
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long.....!
Teacher: What should be in
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Banta ped pe chada to
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
Santa falls in luv with
Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Nurse came out with the newborn kid
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, Its a gal
Santa: What's difference between man
Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.
Santa went to battery shop
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
Santa: Why Americans stop printing
Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?
Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.
Dress code 4 a party
Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
Santa was caught for speeding
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
Santa: I kiss my wife
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
Once Professor Santa asked a
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Banta: Why is the Police
Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats....
Santa: My dad was an
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
Petrol ke rate badhne par
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
Santa found answer to the
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Banta was driving down the
Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms."
By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets.
Banta: What's the difference between
Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.
Jeeto: Why do Farts stink?
Jeeto: Why do Farts stink?
Santa: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too!
Santa: Im a proud father.
Santa: Im a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: Whats he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
At a football match ground.
At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.
Q: A Man asked Santa,
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
SARDAR JI TOOK OUT HIS
SARDAR JI TOOK OUT HIS WALLET, IN THE BUS, HIS PHOTO FELL OUT OF HIS WALLET, HE GOES 2 A LADY,'MADAM JI SARI UPHAR KAROGE PHOTO LENA HAI, AND ALL THE OTHER MEN IN THE BUS BEATED HIM UP!!!!!!!! By Sonia